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Saturday, 4 April 2009

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Whorra Fackin Liberty!

Astonishing developments here in Blightyland. It seems that uber breasted D list celeb Katie Jordan has declined to attend the ritual burning of fellow D list celeb Jade Baddy.

Jordan Katie at one point announced in a publicity grabbing furore that she had been banned from attending the funeral, later retracting that statement to say that she was busy filming something to do with sucking, and failed pop star Peter Andre's cock. Badly, nay almost brutally by all accounts.

"She wont nuffink to do wiv me," announced the large breasted slapper. "She wuz right fick. An she nevvah liked me either. Cow."

Nan off Catherine Tate issued a loud 'Hurgh!" before going on to say:

"What a fackin diabolical liberty! Ha ha ha ha!"

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