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Friday, 3 April 2009

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Details are emerging that Russell Brand was caught on camera at the G20 demonstrations in London yesterday.

Brand, who resigned his post at the BBC following the Manuelgate scandal was spotted by a TV news crew and asked to comment on what was happening around him.

The comedian cum movie star could only mumble nonsensical nonsense and stand there looking a bit gormless when approached.

Brand has kept a low profile since the Manuelgate affair, preferring to ply his trade in the USA.

In related news, the BBC was today fined £150,000 of taxpayers money for Brand and Ross's "little indiscretion" by the Broadcasting Complaints Commission.

Andrew Sachs, the victim of the joke, was filming on the set of Coronation Street, playing the role of Norris Cole's brother.

Rumours that 'Satanic Slut' Georgina Baillie had sunk her teeth into a G20 riot cop's balls remain unconfirmed.

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