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Monday, 4 March 2002

In retailiation to recent threats given by the American and British governments, SADDAM HUSSEIN president of Iraq, has given, what can only be described as a "two-fingered-salute" to the western world.

In a video statement that was supplied to TheSpoof.com by an Iraqi government official, Hussein gave the following statement:

"Bush and Blair are pussies, I say, 'bring it on mo' fo's!' If they want their asses whupping then I'm gonna do it!..." Hussein then proceeded to 'moon' the camera saying, "Come here Bushy, come on, come to daddy...kiss my ass you fat American b**ch"

The video was sadly damaged inside the video player, which then released a deadly chemical into the TheSpoof.com offices, hospitalising two staff, and killing Lizzy, my pet Lizard.

Well, Bush has got my vote, I loved my little Lizzy!

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