Written by Earl Grey
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Topics: Education, Strippers

Tuesday, 31 March 2009

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A Headmaster has suspended a PE teacher following her posing for 'lewd' pictures on the internet. John Cole of Nova Mews Secondary said "I was looking at my usual websites. When Pam goes out I like to spend my Saturday yanking off to porn. But there I am with the old fella out when I notice Miss Penman! She is one of our PE teachers. It nearly put me off my stroke."

The school is worried that such behavior may damage its image. Local residents were asked to comment. Charlie Patel, of Patel's Taxis said "Oh my goodness! The lady is very attractive. But the children are very bad. Just because she is showing her knickers and other 'things' will not change that."

So, should teachers be allowed to earn extra cash anyway they like? George McPartlin of the National Union of Teachers said "A decent wage would stop all this. There would be no need for it."

Julie Juggs of the National Union of Strippers said "Many of our members are leaving and taking up teaching jobs. Obviously our jobs are affected by the recession. Having a good steady teaching job is now a matter of fact for any would be stripper."

We asked a group of Year 11 boys to comment. "Detention? You bet!"

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