Beauty contest lovers across John Bull's Island have anxiously anticipated the arrival of the media extravaganza and fashion obituary, the Miss Dead Great Britain Beauty Pageant and Cremation Ceremony.
Dead and almost dead and not dead yet corpses and semi cadavers have been entered into this age old competition of good looks, talent and rigor mortis.
In past years, the crown of Miss Dead Great Britain has been awarded to starved actresses, crashed Princesses and Skid Row Sluts.
This year's favorite is none other than the infamous and now venerated corpse of Miss Jade Goody. She is considered a shoo in in the swim suit competition since she lost a tremendous amount of weight to the chemo.
Her talent yet to be discovered has judges, contestants and the audience in great anticipation. In the tough questions round, none doubt that Jade, even in death, will have plenty to say.