A spokesperson for Prince Charles today announced an unusual business partner for the Prince. Liz Hurley, glamourous model and crap actress, has taken up organic farming. Her wares are to be sold by the Prince's Duchy Originals, a brand known for overpriced goods.
Ms Hurley has always been keen on a bit of meat and sees the project as a great way to make a fortune (surely provide an excellent service?) It is thought that she will also produce bread rolls. A Palace spokesperson said "His Royal Highness is very excited about Ms Hurley's baps. He loves to feel a good pair of baps."
Duchy Originals was launched by the Prince in a bid to save the planet. And it has proved to be an underwhelming success. In order to raise the media profile Liz Hurley has been brought in. It is believed that she will pose naked whilst milking a cow.
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