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Monday, 30 March 2009

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The Beast of Buck House: has he been shagging an incest hostage for the last 40 years?

London - (Royal Ass mess): Police fear that London's fatuous G20 Summit could be seriously disrupted this week following reports that the country's very own Joseph Fritzl scandal is about to break.

A lengthy a probe into 'some deranged, disgusting dirty old man' hiding in a Buckingham Palace dungeon has revealed that it's none other than Prince Philip and his subterranean incest hostage of 40 years.

"Of course Queen Elizabeth has had absolutely no idea about this sordid caper," the Palace's Lord Chamberlain Lord Loose-Cannon said today.

Rumors that Philip spawned a Dame Vera Lynn-lookalike daughter sometime around the Vatican's Cuba Missal Crisis have always been rejected on national security grounds.

Amstetten incest nutter Joseph Fritzl is the late Queen Mother's very own bastard.

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