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Topics: Politics, Parliament

Monday, 30 March 2009

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Lord Wheeler packed his money bags and the Tories kicked him out

The Tory Party not too long ago was flush in cash after Lord WD dropped a bundle into their conservative laps. Who would've guessed that that very wealthy Lord of lords would be expelled from the traditionalist fraternity. The reason? Why infidelity of course. Lord Wheeler Dealer has been sending not so little love notes, checks enclosed, to the United Kingdom Independent Party.

What caused the split? Tories don't hate Eoros as much as Lord WD does and so the Euro trashing UKip won his heart and his wallet. Together the new alliance is planning to drag the british isle 100 kilometers farther off the European coast with the help of fifty floating catepillare landmovers. When asked about Ireland being in the way, the Lord and the UKip shouted in unison: What's New!

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