It was a dark dark day in 2003, the day three sisters from THE village hut in Aerösol, attempted to send a rude email to troll folk using AOL.
Having spent her last 3 score years and 10, wondering why her machine was slowing up, typical woman, Ingrid Lock (35), a traffic commisar from Fjuckby, finally decided to close all of the many open windows on her PC and found an active AOL "sending message" box at the bottom of this electronic shit heap.
"The funny thing is, I uninstalled AOL from my system over 2 years ago!", lisped Ingrid, whom after some more vodka added "I think it contained a photo of the then brand new meme called "goatse"".
The other two sisters were unavailable for comment, as one had recently been kicked out of an apartment for leaving it in a shit tip.and the other suspected of hench lesbianism.
More news should I finish the vodka or the message finally completes.
Inspired by: Epic Fail: Sister's message travels yards in decades