Written by Earl Grey
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Topics: TV, Noel Edmonds

Friday, 27 March 2009

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Deal Or No Deal? Pay Me Or I Switch It On

It has been rumoured that Noel Edmounds is to quit TV, and that his production company, 'Noel's Shit Party' will no longer make any programmes.

A television insider said: "To be honest we were getting rid of the twat anyay. Look, people are just so tired of him."

Edmounds responded by saying "I've got several projects to work on but I can't reveal them now."

Edmounds started as a Radio 1 DJ, before moving to Saturday Shit Shop, with Keith Chegtwatt and Maggie Fillbins. He later went on to present 'Noel's Completely Arse Party' with a character called Mr Blobby.

Mr Blobby was asked to comment. "I carried that fucker through the series. I gave all I had. But him. Nah. A useless parasite."

Later Noel presented 'Deal or no Deal' where people were bribed by huge sums of cash to like him. However, people still can't stand him.

It is thought that nobody will notice him leaving the building.

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