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Thursday, 26 March 2009

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Hands up all those who think they can gag the UK libel courts into submission....

London - (Seedy Ass Mess): In a startling development this afternoon lawyers acting for fetid former come-back kid Bill Clinton obtained a gagging order forbidding UK media from publishing his DNA paternity test results re Jade Goody.

The feckless old rogue had used a little-known clause in the UK's Freedom of Disinformation Bill after a calling on the usual nudge-nudge wink-wink arrangement with the British government.

This stopped publication of clues to how the dead reality tv contestant somehow managed to amass a staggering £5 million fortune despite vener having done a real day's work in her entire pointless life.

Chelsea Clinton is five months pregnant.....don't ask!

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