Written by Atticus Finch
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Wednesday, 25 March 2009

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Perry - Have You Seen My Wagon Wheels?

The UK Society Of Alzheimer's Sufferers has written to Jade Goody wishing her a speedy recovery after they remembered she had been diagnosed with cancer.

"We wish this woman well - and hope she is soon back on our TV screens soon" repeated spokesman Perry Tatchet, who had mislaid his pen.

Goody, who will be buried next week, is unlikely to reply.

Tatchet continued "Hello, who are you? Interview? Jade Goody? Never heard of her."

I was then offered some Jaffa Cakes circa 1982 which Perry had stored somewhere, after an hour I left.

I returned 30 minutes later to continue the interview.

"Yes tell her we wish her well - who won the war?"

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