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Monday, 4 March 2002

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Is this your choice of deathbed?

The NHS is being put under increasing pressure after one of their hospitals in Nottingham made yet another cock-up.

Instead of connecting nearly twenty-five of their patients' to a machine designed to simulate the heart, they got a big sledgehammer with spikes on and smashed their faces in repeatedly.

Officials are still trying to come up with some sort of explanation.

"We are not sure how this could have happened... it is a freak incident and won't happen again," one said unconvincingly.

Big hearted Hollywood superstar Russell Crowe is said to be devastated by the incident.

"I had the same thing happen to me during the filming of Gladiator. Talking of me, I'd like to read this poem..."

An investigation has been launched.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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