Brian Harvey has stepped into the breach to fulfill his destiny playing Jade Goody in the new west end musical celebrating her life.
He'll perform opposite Blake Fielder-Civil who'll star as Jack Tweed.
Barry Bossanova, theatre owner and impresario could barely contain his delight with his two stars.
"Who'd think we'd find someone bald that was a stupid as Jade?" He winked, knowingly.
"Blake will be perfect as Jack as he's also an inept amateur criminal that can't behave himself"...the little tyke, added the burly burlesque business man.
"We're trying to get Michael Barrymore in to do a cameo as a pool player that gets stitched up when a new love splits on him", beamed the Bovine Buddha.