The Royal mint has announced it is to release a commemorative coin to celebrate the life of 'Everyone's Heroine' the suddenly not racist anymore Jade Goody.
The coin, will be issued to all British school children (apart from ethnic minorities) - just like those Silver Jubilee coins we got as kids - keep them, don't swap them kids for sweets or Pokemon cards or drugs - they may be worth something one day!
One man said "I remember my Silver Jubilee coin - it lasted 1 minute before I traded it in for two Action men - one did have gripping hands though."
Suggestions that a commemorative stamp be issued, celebrating Goody's life were rejected - as though people (according to Xam Clifford) are more aware of cancer 'and stuff' not many people are really keen on licking the back of Goody's head. Just in case.