Written by Atticus Finch
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Topics: Jade Goody, coins

Monday, 23 March 2009

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It May Be Worth Millions One Day

The Royal mint has announced it is to release a commemorative coin to celebrate the life of 'Everyone's Heroine' the suddenly not racist anymore Jade Goody.

The coin, will be issued to all British school children (apart from ethnic minorities) - just like those Silver Jubilee coins we got as kids - keep them, don't swap them kids for sweets or Pokemon cards or drugs - they may be worth something one day!

One man said "I remember my Silver Jubilee coin - it lasted 1 minute before I traded it in for two Action men - one did have gripping hands though."

Suggestions that a commemorative stamp be issued, celebrating Goody's life were rejected - as though people (according to Xam Clifford) are more aware of cancer 'and stuff' not many people are really keen on licking the back of Goody's head. Just in case.

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