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Monday, 23 March 2009

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Making the best of a bad situation

The Entire Nation was moved today by the total dedication of Jade Goody's 21 year old newly wed husband Jack.

Speaking from Sunny Portugal her distraught but somewhat tanned publicist told the press that not once did the courageuous Jack leave Jade's bedside during the last few days of her life.

Sources have revealed he had been handcuffed to it by the Police.

Breaking news has confirmed that loving husband Jack will be rewarded for his dedication by a lie in tomorrow. Back in Jail where he is planning a new spin off reality show, "Celebrity cell swap".

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