Written by Lightning Conductor

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Topics: Sex, London 2012, Dogging

Monday, 23 March 2009

image for Britain's 2012 Olympic Dogging Team now recruiting!
UK Olympic Dogging facility somewhere in Southern England

With the early completion of the UK 2012 Olympic Dogging Team's training facility the search for "Members" begins.

Team manager Dustin Dipper announced that they would be holding an "X Factor" style audition system for prospective team members.

"We're looking for dedicated "Doggers" chirped Dipper smiling cheekily.

The new facility will give us somewhere to practice our "Medalling" away from prying eyes....although.....anyone with prying eyes can apply and we'll send them a ticket to watch.

It's a great sport and audience members can join in, in fact we actually encourage audience participation and like to have as many people "Medalling" as possible, added the erstwhile Director of Dogging.

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