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Monday, 23 March 2009

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Laughing all the way to the bank?

London - (Probate Ass Mess): In a prenup deal brokered by Rogue Bank of Snotland's ex-CEO Sir Fred Goodwin Jade Goody's husband Jack Weed will inherit over a million pounds in royalties from her intellectual (sic) property rights.

Weed, 21, was branded a hired walk-on extra with the news that after just 28 days as the reality tv contestant's husband he will now cash in for life.

The unemployed prospective jailbird will also receive £100 per week widower's pension which will still pay out in the event of his remarryiage.

But pals deny that Weed is a mercenary wannabe who will now wed secret girlfriend of the last seven years Ms Tracy Bonkers 'just as soon as she's sorted out her own maternity benefits scam' ahead of the birth of the couple's twin daughters on April 1st.

Max Clifford is 69.

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