Written by Earl Grey
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Topics: Police, Racism

Saturday, 21 March 2009

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A Policeman has been sacked for being a liberal and for not expressing racist views. The Metropolitan police moved quickly to reassert its policy of arresting black people and supporting Neo Nazis.

The officer in question was seen to have helped a non white member of the public and had actually arrested a white man on one occasion. Such behavior made him stand out and it was very difficult to find any officer willing to work with him.

Chief Constable De Klerk said "I was shocked and appalled when I was told. We had to move fast. This force has a reputation to maintain. How do you think gangs of rabid white youths in the Eltham area would behave if they thought that they would actually be arrested and prosecuted? It would be the very breakdown of our society."

So far this is the only reported case of its type, but how many more liberal, or even socialist, police officers are there? The public has a right to know.

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