Written by Earl Grey
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Saturday, 21 March 2009

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The Pussey Politician

The House of Commons has banned the controversial MP Georgie Gallywolly from entering. The No Respect MP's support for a bunch of mass murdering religious fanatics has led to him no longer being welcome. The speaker Martin George said "The Prime Minister asked me to do it. In the interests of remaining completely independent I must do what the Prime Minister says."

Gallywolly has frequently courted controversy. He was a friend of Madman Hussein, the toppled dictator. However, Gallywolly frequently pursues opponents through the courts. His champagne lifestyle might seem at odds with his firebrand socialist rhetoric, but as he is a total hypocrite it's all ok.

Gallywolly's reaction to his ban was typical of the man. "So what. I never attend the House anyway. I'm to busy being Rula Lenska's pussey."

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