Written by Randy Atlantis
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Topics: Jade Goody

Friday, 20 March 2009

In a statement released last night, Jade Goody has said that she wishes to appear on the next Celebrity Big Brother- despite the fact that she will be dead!

'I want to be there in my coffin', said the brave former BB star yesterday, 'It's my final wish- not counting my other final wishes, my fans deserve to see me one last time after l'm gone.'

But the idea has been greeted with concern by some connected to the show including BB7's Graham Showoff who said a coffin would contribute little in terms of entertainment value and added that the atmosphere within the BB house might be adversely affected by the presence of a slowly rotting corpse.

But a spokesman for Jade Goody, Jennifer Willsayanythingformoney responded angrily 'these people are vile and totally lacking in compassion, how can they deny a dying girl her final wish- not counting her other final wishes?'

However, Jade has shrugged off the criticism, 'of course there are practical issues that need sorting, whether or not I'd be exempt from the tasks for instance, but I think it would be great.'
'And at least this time I won't be able to put my foot in it by accidentally racially abusing anyone or bullying them to the point of breakdown' she joked.

Asked what she would do if she won, the publicity-hungry media whore replied 'I'd probably go celebrate with Jack down a club or something, no hang on, I couldn't, I'd be dead. Silly me. I keep forgetting.'

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