Have the British public been duped, some are asking, and is it all nothing more than a publicity stunt? Of course it isn't - to suggest so would be awful - but, according to the 'Seaside Evening Standard' Jade Goody is Faking it!
Editor, Simon Garfunkel, is unrepentant and will run with the headline "Jade Goody Faking Illness - Sod All Wrong With Her" on Tuesday.
"I just hope that that headline doesn't come back and haunt me" said Simon "I mean if she isn't faking it then I will look like a total prick - oh well - 'suck it and see'"
Xam Clifford (which is an anagram) said that both Simon and Garfunkel were a pair of 'bastards' - jumping on the Jade Goody band wagon - which is already full.
A spokesman for both Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel says that the pair have never heard of Goody and suggest Xam (anagram) get's his facts right first.
Meanwhile, the UK and now Simon and Garfunkel are praying that this isn't all a hoax and that poor Jade dies soon to dispel these awful, simply awful rumors.