Windsor - (Reality Tv Mess): A fleet of bullzoders hired by PR genius Max Cliff-Hanger arrived at Windsor's Royal Frogmore Mausoleum today ahead of plans to dig up the occupants to make way for Jade Goody's very own sarcophagus.
"Of course it will mean exhuming all the old royal corpses to make room," Mausoleum curator Dr Warren Cleaver complained, "including the Old Queen Vic herself."
Also due for a rude reawakening are Queen Victoria's mother, Victoria of Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld - former Duchess of Kent; the Queen's husband Prince Albert and dozens of minor royal celebs including two hundred corgis, dakshunds and schnauzers.
Last year Clifford, 69, called the Mausoleum an 'eyesore' which should be razed to make way for a new septic tank for neighboring Slough Borough Council.
"Well that should suit Goody pretty well then!" Cleaver muttered.