Written by Earl Grey
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Topics: Mothers, Plane

Friday, 20 March 2009

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The mother who gave birth in a toilet on board an airplane has been reunited with her child. Maureen Spiggott left her new born child in the bin inside the cubicle. Ryanair have issued her with a bill for £500 for her long stay in the toilet. A company spokesperson said "Look it's £5 for a number 1 for fecks sake so this is obviously going to cost more."

Police have yet to decide if charges will be brought against the child for traveling without a passport or visa. And Ms Spiggott has been charged with smuggling an asylum seeker through customs.

Ray Racey of industry magazine 'Mile High' said "Wow. What a nice story, in a strange way. Normally they conceive in those cubicles, not drop the sprog."

Newham Social Services were unavailable for comment.

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