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Thursday, 19 March 2009

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Bin's Nearly Full Love...Sort It...

A bit of a mad volcanic eruption out there somewhere in the Pacific ocean was believed to have only missed the Spoof ship, HMS Buggerall by a matter of inches.

There is reportedly no cause for concern, since Earl Grey has finally submitted his rib-tickling addition to the spoof saga. And what a fine addition it is, equalling if not bettering Able Seaman Turse's first contribution.

The ship was steered to safety under the capable leadership of Captain Morse, God bless him.

Conjoined twins, Buckwheat and Percival Pissgums were said to be upset by reported criticisms of their writing style by rank amateurs. But when asked directly, they issued a joint statement to the effect of:

"We don't really give a fuck, either of us. That's the truth."

Crewman Monkey Woods was reportedly sitting quietly indoors and considering his options.

Ship's cook Skoob1999 is currently recovering from the Saint Patrick's Day Celebrations. By getting even drunker than he was. Although he requested that we point out here that he isn't out on the street being leery and annoying passers by by being a twat

He was never any good anyway.

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