Not one, but three notable thespoof.com writers were today attacked and discredited by 'so far up my own arse it's unbelievable' Spoof writer, mucky duck, who was named after a disreputable pub in Portsmouth, Hampshire, just down the road from Portsmouth Guildhall.
The affected writers were Monkey Woods, BuckwheatsButt and Skoob 1999.
Mucky Duck had the temerity to suggest that legendary writers such as Monkey Woods and BuckwheatsButt were effectively talentless. Mucky Duck currently sports twelve stories on the spoof.com, eight of which referenced stricken reality TV cancer victim Jade Goody. Mucky Duck remains unrepentant, and indeed challenged one time Manchester United supporting football hooligan, Skoob 1999 to engage in textual jousting.
Skoob 1999 warned the mucky duck that he/she/it was getting a little above he/she/its station. He did however extend the hand of friendship and tried to advise.
"I'm not having Monkey Woods and BuckwheatsButt slagged off"
Skoob1999 told us. "If Mucky Duck wants to negotiate, I'm okay with that. Otherwise I'm kicking ass."
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