Easter has unfortunately been cancelled this year due to the sudden death of the Easter Bunny.
Benny the Bunny died earlier this evening at the Elephant & Castle roundabout crushed beneath the wheels of learner driver Sharon Okabokaflongo!
Ms.Okabokaflongo a trainee traffic warden from Stockwell was treated for shock at the scene by a kind gentleman from Albania.
"He was a very very very good man to come and assist me" stuttered the still shocked Christian lady who even forgave him for having a feel of her tits and stealing her handbag !
A Lambeth Council official announced that they would be holding auditions for a new Bunny at the weekend although people shouldn't rely on the Government to supply them with Easter eggs this year.