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Wednesday, 18 March 2009

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Old fashioned head cover to be replaced by Fritzl-Binder

For anyone wishing to hide their face on the way to the police station or high court, high street stationers W H Smug have launched a special range of A4 Fritzl-Binders for people to hide their face behind.

Available in a range of finishes, the binders have two bespoke peep-holes for eyes so the criminal can see where they're going without fear of tripping over pavements, bumping into paparazzi or walking in the wrong direction to their freedom.

W H Smug will also be tying in with high street retailers to offer a range of specific binders to suit people's lifestyles. Opticians Dollar and Acheing will offer a prescription binder peep-hole service for retired Royal Bank of Scotland directors who couldn't previously see the small print of their bonus contracts; jewellers Crapners and Son will be offering diamond-studded binders for Bernard Madoff and Burberry are producing a range of binders in their eponymous cream check design for Chavs, ASBO lovers and Jack Tweed.

The binders have been designed for W H Smug by acclaimed fashion designer Barney Eastwood, who designs fashions in the opposite direction to Vivienne Westwood.

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