The king of music has finally reappeared, reports are vague at the moment but it is rumoured Val Kilmar may have offered his body up for a ground breaking brain transplant to bring the king back. Students from DCU have spent the last two years funding the project with the bulk of the money splashed on Mr Presley's brain which is believed to have cost in the region of 1.2 million euro from a certain Michael Jackon. It was only a few months back when Mr Kilmar heard of the project and immediately offered his services, his only stipulation being his brain be inserted into the body of 5 year old girl which as one of the students quite promptly pointed out "It's a small price to pay". The procedure has left many fans in both shock and ecstasy at the prospect of a world tour, when asked about future tour dates Elvis simply said "Hey buddy, let's talk about this over a big mac".
Thursday, 24 June 2004
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