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Tuesday, 17 March 2009

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Amy and her dad arrive at court

Singer Amy Winehouse has denied being a woman after a charity ball in central London.

Ms Winehouse, 25, was accused of being a woman in Berkeley Square, Westminster, on 25 September.

Today, the singer appeared at Westminster Magistrates' Court accompanied by her father Mitch.

Accused of a charge of being a female member of the genus Homo Sapiens, she pleaded not guilty, and maintained that, despite having the appearance similar to that of a human being, she was, in fact, a horse. The case was adjourned for reports until 23 July this year at the same court.

Winehouse arrived late for court after pulling up lame.

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