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Tuesday, 17 March 2009

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Brown admits he rained down fire from heaven

The UK's Gordian Angel reports that a majority of British teen colonist in Boston believe that Rihanna was to blame for the beating she allegedly received from Sesame Street guest star Chris Brown. This blaming of the victim seems to be a trend in the colonies as Republican leaders blame new President Obama for the eight lean years of Bush-Cheney.

A breath of fresh air came out of the mouth PM Gordon Brown on the subject of personal responsibility that creates quite a contrast. Brown took full responsibility for the economic crisis. Instead of passing the buck, Brown said: Blame Me!

He also said that he was willing to take the blame for destruction of Sodom and Gommorah, Dick Cheney's hunting accident and the beating of Rihannah.

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