Written by Earl Grey
Print this

Sunday, 15 March 2009

image for Satan Hires Max Clifford
Max will see you now

Sources close to the Prince of Darkness have suggested that he may be about to hire the publicist Max Clifford. Satan is thought to be very impressed with Clifford's work with Jade Goody. The once nationally vilified Big Brother is now adored by people and those who lampoon her are chased by angry members of the public.

"Satan wants people to like him," said a Daemon earlier today. "Max is an old friend and it would be great to see him back down here again."

Satan is thought to be contemplating appearing on a special edition of the Weakest Link with another old friend, Anne Robinson. If Clifford's media manipulating skills were added to this then Satan could expect a surge in popularity. Expect exclusive stories in The Sun about "My hell in Hell" and "I Can Have Your Soul, But I Need Your Love".

Max Clifford is thought to be very keen on the project as his current one has a limited shelf life.

Make Earl Grey's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 2?

4 14 2 12
40 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more