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Sunday, 15 March 2009

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Fat chance: the miraculous Diana water feature will never give way to the new proposals

London - (Reality TV Ass Mess): The cancellation of a £10 million upgrade of the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain into the Jade Goody Water Beacon has unleashed a torrent of bile among the reality tv contestant's accountants.

The Hype Park water feature has long been touted as a miraculous healing shrine to rival the Lourdes site honoring the Blessed Virgin Mary.

Last week Gorgon Brown and Lady Sarah McCorquodale, fetid birth parents of the lookalike impostor performing the official Prince William tribute act since 1985, turned down a petition to dismantle the Fountain despite much heavy petting, er...lobbying!....for the proposed upgrade.

A similar proposal to put a jade effigy up on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square was also rejected on prosthetic - no, aesthetic! - grounds.

Max Cliff-Hanger Bookkeeping Services Inc is on a whopping great big fatcat retainer.

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