Written by Skoob1999
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Topics: The Spoof, Penis

Friday, 13 March 2009

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Spoof Madness

This evening, over a 'steady gallon' of the finest of ales Belgium has to offer, this TheSpoof.com writer gathered his reporting team on the set of upcoming movie 'Below Decks' in order to address the team's concerns that their leader had effectively 'copped out' by posting a story on the website entitled: 'Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axed By TV Channel'

This writer responded to questions regarding the offending article in the following manner:

"How come the World's Largest Penis keeps popping up?" requested photographer, Karl Sweiss Gena. (A German)

"It's out of my hands now. It's up there. And it's being shared around. It just keeps on revving away. It's had several thousand views, but they haven't all been favourable."

"How come it keeps popping up though?" asked Sneaky Pete, the undercover man.

"I'm not sure. It flares up and then it dies away, but it always seems to rise up again. It's almost as if it has a rest and then returns. It would appear it comes and goes. Then it comes again and goes. I can't really explain it."

"What about the big wart?" Fergus McCarthy, Investigative Reporter extraordinary challenged, live by satellite link from Dublin.

"I'd rather not talk about that..."

"Will you be jumping ship from HMS Buggerall?" Morse, the pirate Captain demanded, from his home in Chaos, South Carolina.

"Certainly not."

At which point, the much reviled author had to leave as Mrs Skoob announced that dinner was served.

More after dinner, or probably tomorrow after the Scouse Dragon has finally been slain...on the morrow, forsooth and avast.

"Can I get on with it now?" Steven Spielberg whispered from behind a curtain...

News Update: TheSpoof.com can confirm that the Below Decks saga has been successfully concluded, yet disturbingly, the World's Largest Penis story has enjoyed yet another successful run in the most popular stories category. In fact, so much genitalia related interest has been generated by the story, that The Man With The World's Largest Penis and The Woman With The World's Largest Vagina have been snapped up by ITV for an undisclosed sum, in order to boost flagging ratings and stimulate advertising revenue.

So The Largest Penis does indeed keep popping up.

More as we get it.

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