Written by Earl Grey
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Topics: Below Decks, Thames

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

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Hello sailor!

Today a pirate ship was sighted sailing up the River Thames. It is thought that "The Buggerall" is carrying a crew hellbent on destruction, all except Dr Vic who just wants to see sailors' bottoms.

The crew are led by the notorious pirate Captain Morse, who spends his days biting the heads off labradors and spitting them into the sea. Amongst his motley crew are Monkey Woods, a rum cove if ever there was one, Roy Turse,the baby eating scoundrel of the River Plate and Skoob, a fungus afflicted cook who could make strong men turn to jelly just by serving them dinner.

It is believed that the ship is headed for the deeper waters of the Magazine section. There they hope to add to their numbers before sailing off into unchartered territory. They have issued a call to arms and all like minded villains and cut throats are advised to hurry along fast. Or risk the wrath of Captain Morse.

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