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Wednesday, 11 March 2009

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Whitehall - PM Gordon Brown today announced in a press conference that he was fully aware of what a spliff is:

"It's a hand rolled cigarette containing tobacco and cannabis," he said proudly.

Many observers regard the PM's attempts to appear to be in line with the people as a cynical manoeuvre designed to curry favour with the electorate.

"He's quite obviously...Hnng Yahbass...Where's me jumper?" commented ex PM and world renowned harridan Margaret Thatcher, currently a tad senile.

Do Nothing David Cameron declined to comment, other than saying:

"I'm having nothing to do with this."

US President Barack Obama allegedly quipped:

"You can't whack a Philly blunt. With grits and chittlin's to deal with the munchy effect."

PM Brown added:

"Not only do I know what a spliff is, I am aware of the full meaning of many words, such as clitoris, G-spot, errogenous, Chlamydia, herpes, conservative, and Mugabe."

The PM received a standing abortion.

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