Written by Skoob1999
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Monday, 9 March 2009

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Do It For Red Arse Day!!!

With Red Nose day looming large, TheSpoof.com stalwart Monkey Woods has proposed that all Spoofers should participate in an independent charity fund raising exercise, which he thinks should be called 'Red Arse Day'

"Why not?" he told us. "My online persona is that of a monkey, so why not have a 'Red Arse Day'? Baboons have big red swollen arses and it seems to work for them. We could feed all the starving kiddies in Africa if we set our minds to it."

"How would that be possible?" spoof writer Skoob 1999 asked.

"Oh no, not you again. You tosspot. Now listen, I shouldn't have to spell this out for you, but every spoofer should donate a penny for every point gained on Red Nose Day, but because we're TheSpoof.com we call it Red Arse Day. Geddit?"

"Fine by me," Skoob responded. "It'll cost you an awful lot more than it'll cost me, but I'm all in favour of charitable works.

"As long as fucking Girls Aloud and The Pussycat Pissing Dolls aren't involved. And that ever so dreary Beyonce.

"You got a deal there Monkey, a penny a point from all spoofers on Red Arse Day. Sir Mark can oversee proceedings as long as he doesn't pocket the money."

Coming soon:

Red Arse Day

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