London - (Celebrity Big Racist Mess): Jade Goody's Mr 25% publicist Max Cliffhanger said today he felt there is an 'overwhelming sense of national need' for his client to be commemorated in Trafalgar Square's fourth plinth.
"Some campaigners even feel we should dump old Nelson," Cliffhanger told reporters today, "and erect a fifty foot effigy of Jade in his place."
A working party is also examining the possibility of moving Hyde Park's Princess Diana Memorial Fountain to 'somewhere appropriate, like Droitwich or the Isle of Dogs'.
"The Hyde Park location would be our second choice of course," the publicist added.
"Some people feel the site's hexed. And still contaminated with dirty nappies, dog excrement and Plutonium-210 residue."
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