Written by Earl Grey

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Friday, 6 March 2009

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Did This Guy Give Everybody The Shits?

Following another outbreak of food poisoning at his restaurant, TV celebrity chef Harry Bummitall is facing potential ruin. His restaurant 'The Fat F*ck' has had its reputation destroyed. Well, once its menu was published it was all over.

Bummitall is trying desperately to save the Fuck, but he knows that it is an uphill battle. "Once people start chucking the food back at you, so to speak, it becomes tough. I hope that a new menu will help".

But is it the tinkering with the menu which got Bummitall into this trouble to start with? People were just not ready for cat's guts in horse shit with a toad on the side.

About 400 people are said to have fallen ill. Good news is that boxing promoter Warren Frank got the shits. Bad news is that he has recovered.

The Fat Fuck remains closed, its international reputation is in tatters and Harry Bummitall is on the brink.

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