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Friday, 6 March 2009

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The Obamas will now stay at a Mossad safe house on the Isle of Dogs

Regent's Park - (Enron Fallout Mess:): President Obama's April 1st London visit has been jinxed by the news today that theR egent's Park ambassadorial residency has been repossessed in yet another a sub-prime mortgage fiasco.

The Obamas will now be staying at an anonymous address which for security purposes must remain secret but is believed to be 'Dungroovin', 666 The Avenue, Isle of Dogs, London E15.

"Basically George W Bush pawned Winfield House to boost his Bernard Madoff pension portfolio," worried US embassy staff admitted today.

"We discovered the mess when Madoff's Ponzi scam went belly-up for fifty billion," a CIA London desk spook confirmed.

This week Winfield House's real owners filed a $250 million damages lawsuit in the Royal Courts of Justice alleging the Clinton Administration knowingly 'sold' stolen property goods to the Bush government and pocketed the $25 million commission.

Chelsea Clinton is a top Mossad asset.

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