Fears that Lord Mandy's partner, Ronaldo, may be suffering from a mystery virus grew today. Lord Mandy appeared for an official engagement covered in a green substance. People immediately wondered if the source of this green substance could be Ronaldo.
Dr Andi Medix, an expert on STD, said "It is possible that Ronaldo may be suffering from Environmentalitis. This is a pretty nasty disease which leads to semen turning green."
Lord Mandy, the controversial business secretary tried to laugh off the incident, insisting that it was just a little guacamole that the pair had shared before Ronaldo went off to football practice.
Lord Mandy cleaned his face and went off to a meeting at Heathrow. Security experts said that it is a good job that we live in a country where people try to assassinate politicians with custard. Lord Mandy was hoping for a little jelly also.