London - (Celeb Big Racist! Mess): Jaded PR guru to gullible Z-Lister celebs Max Headroom today told his top cash-cow client to stop milking the headlines.
Max, 69, was overheard in the Royal Mars Den effing and blinding about how he'd had to 'sell his soul' to re-invent reality tv contestant Jade Goody as a heroic 21st century icon.
The furious rant follows widespread tabloid criticism that Goody, 27, is hogging the limelight following a sensational seven figure exclusive with Halo! magazine jump-started a ghoulish media frenzy.
PR genius Max is believed to be working his butt off trying to mould faded tribute act known as Michael Jackson into a summer sensation ahead of a widely-rubbished O2 Arena comeback tour.
"Max has already taken his 25% cut from the Jade fiasco and needs to move on re-inventing Wacko," LA FagHagSlagMag editor Dave Skank explained today.
"Besides the Jade account begining to look decidedly past it's sell by."