The tragedy of dead cricket players in Pakistan has evoked a frightened response from the Princox of Wales. Welcher Charlie has received some brutal press since the revelations that he and his boyz from the Royalhood have intolerant attitudes and practices that date back to the time of Gunga Din.
A Queen mandated course on cultural sensitivity attended by the family royale was hoped to bring the royals up into the late 19th century.
That was until the cricket massacre of 2009 in Pakistan. Lifelong cricket lovers seemed to revert under the stress of an unimaginable attack on a hard to imagine sport. The Royal family lost it as they screamed epithets like Damn Pakis, Brown Cricket Hating bastards and Creamy Miscreants.
The Queen has simultaneously promised revenge on the bloody terrorist cricket exterminators and a Tolerance 102 required course for Windsor.