Written by Earl Grey
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Tuesday, 3 March 2009

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Nanny will not be proud

The Labour Government has run into trouble with parliamentary watchdogs. It has been reported for using taxpayers money to bolster the nanny state, which is not allowed under parliamentary protocol.

The spread of the nanny state has been fed by taxpayers money. Stan Bonkers, a regular contributor to these surveys-he is cheap, he only costs one tin of pedigree chum-said "I tried to track some of my taxes and traced them to the Newham Diversity Olympic Lesbian Baptist Bookclub. But I live in Aberdeen.

The fiddling of expenses to allow the nanny state to grow has caused much political debate. David Snooty, leader of the opposition said "The prime minister is too big for a nanny".

However Gordon Broon responded by saying "Nanny knows best". So why isn't she the prime minister then?

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