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Tuesday, 3 March 2009

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Howard And Marina. Not Quite Visible.

Last Of The Summer Wine stalwarts, Howard and Marina finally got jiggy with it and got it on together on a wet and windy day in West Yorkshire.

The couple have had several dozen attempts at sexual congress but hitherto have always been thwarted by various script induced interruptions.

Howard's wife, Pearl was reportedly furious and giving serious consideration to kicking the crap out of Wesley Pegden. Although we have no idea why

Following the come-together-jiggery-pokery of their union, Howard declined to comment as he puffed on a Benson and Hedges, seemingly satiated.

Marina, a lady of a certain age with big tits and a comedy blonde wig told us:

"My Howard's a fucking stallion. A stallion I tell you. It was well worth the wait. He might look a bit wimpy but he's hung like a bull and he certainly pushes all the right buttons. If Pearl wants a fight over this, I'll accommodate her."

Commenting from the grave, Bill Owen, who played Compo in the series told us:

"Marina were fucking gagging for it. But Howard should try sinking the sausage with Nora Batty. Or maybe not because she's dead too. Maybe he should have a stab at Eileen off Corrie. She's no looker but she seems nice."

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