Written by Skoob1999
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Topics: Rubbish, Laziness, Binmen

Monday, 2 March 2009

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These Lazy Fuckers Should Be Emptying Bins!

Hampshire resident Clayton LeMoors sparked further controversy today by telling TheSpoof.com that the bin men who are "supposed" to empty the bins down his street are no better than a bunch of work shy skivers.

LeMoors, originally from Zimbabwe but currently residing in Hampshire told us:

"Not only are they a bunch of lazy idle bastards, they're also a bunch of disruptive and obstructive bastards."

When we asked Mr LeMoors to expand on his comments, he told us:

"They won't touch a bin if it takes more than a two fingered grip to move it. They piss and fart about in the road and hold up the traffic. And they make too much bloody noise. And they only work a two hour day. It's true. Think about it. You never see a dustcart after nine am. They're all off by then getting showered at our expense so they can be down the pub by opening time. I don't care what their union boss says, they're a bunch of idle bastards and that's that."

A neighbour of Mr LeMoors emerged from his property and shouted to us:

"I'm with Clayton! They're all bastards! Every man jack of them!"

Following this remarkable outburst a middle aged lady wearing exotic lingerie and little else, stood in her open doorway shouting "Coo-ee!!!" and pouting a lot.

At which point we made our excuses and left.

More as we get it.

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