Written by Earl Grey
Print this
Topics: Farting, air crash

Thursday, 26 February 2009

image for Plane Crash: Pilot's Flatulence To Blame?
Turbulence? No. Flatulence? Yes

Following recent aviation disasters industry investigators have asked the question: "Are the pilots' to blame?"

Survivors have complained of strange noises and foul smells just before the crashes. The pilots had also announced that "we are experiencing turbulence" just before the noises began.

Experienced pilot and drink expert James May said "It can be fatal letting one go at 20,000 feet. Mind you after all that drink it is fatal every time I drop one."

It is thought that an amateur photographer caught the moment when two pilots went head to head-or arse to arse-in mid air in a crazy display of aeronautical farting. Billy Bonkers said "I saw the planes, and thought I'd take the picture. Then I noticed the smoke. There was loads of it. And the smell!"

Industry chiefs have ordered a change of diet for pilots. No longer will they be served the same meals as all the passengers. Richard Branston has offered the pilots a pickle free diet.

It is hoped that history will not repeat itself. And that the pilots do not repeat also,

Make Earl Grey's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 multiplied by 1?

1 4 24 12
61 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more