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Topics: Internet, Facebook

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

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First thousand babyfacebook subscribers get a pair of computer simulated milky teats

The newest latest social networking site offers a kind of time machine to those who would escape the responsibilities of maturity and stay peacefully stuck in the crib of childhood. BabyFaceBook allows members to remain in a world of breasts, bottles, diapers and lullabyes while sharing a cybernursery with a world full of babies.

Psychologist Thumb Sucker affirmed the instinct of the babyfacebook generation:

"With today's failing economy and nations wanting its youngsters to die for oil, religion and other such foolishness, why wouldn't sensible saplings gather together and preserve the happiest and most secure time in life. Tell me just one miserable so called grownup who would not prefer a milky tit to an uniform, a gun and getting their arse shot off!"

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