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Tuesday, 24 February 2009

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Is this young fresh faced university student the cleverest person in Britain? On last nights edition of Universally Challenged she scored 9000000 points. That's even more than Jeremy Paxo and he's got the answers written down!

Dorothy Matrix is a student at the leading British University at Luton. Near the airport. She is reading Cosmopolitan and hopes to get a job in the local branch of Wilkinsons.

Her all round general knowledge is amazing. Amongst the questions she answered are : Who do you like best, Ant or Dec?, Who do you like best, John Terry or Frank Lampard?, Who do you like best, Johnny Depp or Matt Damon? and Who said of the 1832 Reform Act "Reform that you may preserve"?

Jeremy Paxo was most impressed and invited her to his dressing room in order to give her a "hard and thorough Paxo probing"

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