A new dramatised account of the downfall of the totalitarian dictator Margaret Thatcher is about to be released.
It will concentrate on the events that took place in the Downing Street bunker towards the end of her rule. With her forces surrounded and the enemy closing in her grasp on reality grew ever more tenuous. Now for the first time the few remaining survivors have told their story.
Reichsmarshall Kenneth Clarke managed to escape disguised as a Goodyear blimp. "She had lost the plot. She was in the war room moving non existant Panzer divisions around the map. Fieldmarshall Tebbit just sat in the corner biting the heads off babies. We were doomed. I had to get out."
Michael"Rasputin"Heseltine was prepared to join forces with the Communists under" Uncle Joe" Kinnock. However, "Uncle Joe" was busy carrying out purges within the People's Party and the deal fell through.
At the end Thatcher is thought to have shot herself, although the body was never found. Historians cannot agree on the true events, especially as the only previous account was written by Jeffrey"Goebels" Archer.
Now this dramatisation attempts to draw the matter to a close. We f*****g hope so!!